Google’s Girlfriend

I just got this email from Google..

Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. Unfortunately, after reviewing your application, we’re unable to accept you into Google AdSense at this time.

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below.

Issues:

- Google Brand Features

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Further detail:

Google Brand Features: We’ve found that you’re using Google Brand Features, including Google trademarks, logos, webpages, screen shots, or other distinctive features on your site or in your URL. As a result, we’re unable to accept this site into the AdSense program for the time being.

This guy got denied too!

Google is just jealous!
It’s been over 7 months now…and I’m starting to see that Google may be the most territorial guy I’ve ever dated a little jealous. I woke up this morning only to find a note from Google on “How to Quit Facebook”. WTF?

Granted, I did date Facebook while I was in college. But that was sooo two years ago. I’m the one who broke up with him..and I am NEVER going back. Ugh.

Google’s passive aggressive attempts to thwart any reconciliation are childish and transparent. I might just dump his a$$ over this.

Mood: Frustrated

Update:

I’ve been thinking about it and I’ve realized that Google is truly in love with me and is afraid to lose me. He’s willing to do anything to keep me and you gotta love a man who fights for a girl, right? It’s sweet.

I love him so much more now that I see it from his perspective.

Updated Mood: IN LOVE <3<3<3<3