Google’s Girlfriend

• Google gave me a peace offering and moved the biattch controversial video down two notches
• Oh yeah and apparently he’s too busy making money to actually come over and talk to me..all I get is an email apology.
• He’s getting ready to put the smack down on Facebook…
• Google is going to revolutionize the health care industry
• He started correcting my spelling..which totally irritates me.
• Google likes to give more than he receives (I can vouch for that..hehe)

And that’s it for now..I don’t know if Google and I will be able to overcome this hump in our relationship…keep you posted.

P.S. Anyone going to Gmail this weekend?

Mood: Aggravated

One thing I’ve learned about dating Google is that it is NEVER okay to talk about money, shares, assets or mergers. All of this information is best kept secret…until the media finds out…and then the ish really hits the fan. Google always gets pi$$ed and then goes into hiding for a little while. Ugh..I’ve learned to deal with it.

As a girlfriend it’s totally frustrating to NOT talk about these things..I mean.. if I’m going to have any kind of future with him, I want to know that our future is financially secure right?

Well, I just read this interesting little doozy on Valleywag (My favorite gossip column…he’s got everything on Perez)

This guy seems to think that Google…MY BOYFRIEND…could be worth 750 Billion dollars! I am freaking out. I don’t know how many 00s are in 750 billion but I’m sure it looks something like this: 000000000000000000000000000000000000000MG!

Thing is..I’ve got to keep this hush…act like I don’t know. Play it totally cool. How do you play it cool when your boyfriend has more money than the Hiltons, Trumps and The Olsen twins combined?

Mood: Lucky