An Open Letter to Yahoo!
Dear Yahoo,
I get it..you like me. Your flirtacious ways have not gone unnoticed. I see that you are gaining some momentum in the ad spend race…you had a great summer…and my boyfriend did not. Big Deal. The truth is, I love Google, and I wouldn’t even consider putting my pennies in your bag..so take your boring 3rd Qtr gains and go try to attract someone else..because I’m Google’s girlfriend..and no matter what…I would NEVER date you.
P.S. I will NEVER go to Panama with you…quit asking!