Top 5 Reasons Google is the BEST Boyfriend

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Top 5 Reasons Google is the Best Boyfriend:

5. He takes me shopping whenever and wherever I want to go. Amazon.com, Ebay.com Here I come!

4. He’s a great listener. I tell him my problem and he shows me just how to fix it.

3. Google is AWESOME at directions. GPS systems eat your heart out. Google Maps is the best, double true.

2. He recently gave me a great present..Google Docs. All the office stuff I need…FREE! Brilliant!

1. I heard he’s worth Billions! I ain’t saying I’m a gold digger

2 Responses to “Top 5 Reasons Google is the BEST Boyfriend”

  1. \')/* Says:

    ekibastos…

    ekibastos…

  2. Velociroflcoptersaurus Says:

    I would trade my velociroflcoptersaurus for an hour of your time!

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