Being Google’s Girlfriend is a tough gig…

When I tell people that I’m dating Google, they almost always give me that nervous chuckle, like I’m joking or something. And immediately, I think to myself, “What? Am I not pretty or smart enough for Google?”
Then their look is almost always accompanied by, “Oh you mean you are dating Matt Cutts, the Google engineer.?” And then it’s my turn to chuckle, because I know I’m WAYYYYY to pretty for him. Duh!
Why is it soo hard for people to understand that Google is MY boyfriend. Big deal.